TIRED OF POLITICS? Let’s change the channel

Ok since I am the self proclaimed Thought Initiator, I thought it would be okay to talk about something that is foremost in the minds of the American public.

Maury …Yeah I said Maury and the sweet ladies that have come on his show to “find the daddy of their 1, 2, 3, or more babies.

Here is a scenario… here is Lizzy. Lizzy has a 4 year old little girl. Lizzy had a sex with Joe about 5 years ago and has always claimed that Joe is the father of this little girl. But, Joe says that he is not the father, because Lizzy was a “Ho, a Slut, and a Nasty Tramp and a Bit*h”. She is just like a door knob…everyone got a turn. A growing “Ooooooh!!!!!” Comes for the crowd. I cain’t wait to prove that ain’t my baby so that this….. will leave me the …. Alone!!!

Oh, oh I forgot to tell you… Lizzy has been on the show before. Once as a teen out of control (hint, hint).

Now, I am not on the side of Lizzy or Joe for the reasons to follow…. Let’s start with Joe. Joe gets a call from the producers of the Maury show inviting him to New York to be on the show. Joe (if he works) takes time off, (if he doesn’t work) it as a free vacation and away he goes. Lets assume that both Lizzy and Joe or at least 21 or older. If he knows that this trip means going on national television to tell the world that he is not the father of Lizzy’s baby, he may feel that this is his chance to get her off is back and away from the cloud of the dreaded “Child Support”. If he is the baby’s daddy then he claims (I’ll take care of my responsibility and be in the child’s life). Note: not my child’s life. All of which is based on the fact that he is on TV and Now he doesn’t want to look like Booboo the Fool. (Oops…TOO LATE!!!) There is more but you know the story. You can comment as you see fit.

As for Ms. Thang… lets see now, I am no expert (Duh!) like you need to be told that, but since the fertile time for a woman is…what maybe 3 – 7 days, plus or minus 2. (Another example of my expertise). Well back to the subject. Lizzy must have an Open 24 hours sign on her forehead that flashed bright red “Now Serving #???” Now she comes on the show because she is sure the Joe it the father. Maybe all she wants is for Joe to pay the dreaded “Child Support” but she will say “I do everything for my baby”, “I am my baby’s Mother and Father, and I don’t need nothin' from him.” “I just want him to be in my baby’s life.” I could go on, and on with the comments that will pour out of her mouth.

So, Maury sits them both down and ask question that are just fillers until he get to the point that they have just made the biggest AZZ out of themselves. Then comes the moment of truth. “Joe you areeeee….. I really like the next part …Not the father. The crowd goes wild and Ms. “I know he’s ma babbies daddy” gets up and runs off stage crying like she just lost her mother.

She’s falling down on her knees with “oh my god, oh my god” slobbering and blowin’ snot everywhere. In the meantime Joe is doing jumpin’ jacks all over the stage saying “see I told you bit*h, you a Ho. Stay away from me. Ha ha ha. Again you know the rest of his story. Then Maury tries to comfort her telling her that they (the show) will help her find the father of her little girl. So stay tune for the next 4 appearances of Lizzy and the next 16 men she had sex with during the fertile period she had just under 5 years ago, when she was a Ho. If I had had time to have that much sex in a week, I should have a whole lot of money, an empty carton of Trojans and a rubber playmate or an empty bottle of Viagra and a rubber playmate, like Bud on Married with Children.

Ok, end of story. It may have run on a little bit but you have an idea what I was thinking.

***** This is my first attempt at publishing some of the stuff stuck in my mental warehouse and I would like to thank you for coming. I know you have better things to do. *****