No Sugar, Salt, Sex, Alcohol, Running, Shoveling, Driving, SMOKING……part 1

Weyco, has determined that it has the power to make its employees do what they tell them, even away from work.

For those of you that don’t know, Weyco has informed its employees, that they are subject to termination if they do not quit smoking. Not only are they to not smoke at or on company grounds but in their own homes as well. (Now ain’t that a bit*h)

The reason for this radical move by this company is their health insurance and the loss of productive of its workers. Apparently, too many of its workers have cancer or some sort of medical condition related to smoking. Therefore, for example, if you do not smoke, you will not miss work because you broke you leg while smoking a butt when walking across the street and getting hit by a Mack truck!. Or you will not need a 10 minute break, three times a day to go outside in –zero degree weather, to get away for the pinheads that have been stressing you all day. Those are just a few examples of lost productive.

The next thing they will add to the terms of employment will be Alcohol…. Oops…I must have forgotten Alcohol is Legal too! As you can see if they start with smoking what will be next. Security at the door every morning with one of those order detecting machines… you walk thru the door and it goes off just like the thief alarms in department stores.

You thought that random drug test were a pain. What would happen if you went to a restaurant where people are allow to smoke in there section (another rare breed) and you get to work smelling like smoke…. OOOO! “Smith report to the company nurse!”